{"id":13611,"date":"2026-07-03T18:13:30","date_gmt":"2026-07-03T18:13:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/martume.com\/products\/uncategorized\/brain-circuit-tee-left-nothing-right-right-nothing-left-tech-humor-t-shirt\/"},"modified":"2026-08-06T07:41:34","modified_gmt":"2026-08-06T07:41:34","slug":"brain-circuit-tee-left-nothing-right-right-nothing-left-tech-humor-t-shirt","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/martume.com\/products\/apparel\/tshirts\/bellacanvas\/brain-circuit-tee-left-nothing-right-right-nothing-left-tech-humor-t-shirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Brain Circuit Tee \u2014 &#8220;Left Nothing Right \/ Right Nothing Left&#8221; Tech Humor T-Shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<table id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px\">\n<thead>\n<tr>\n<th style=\"padding: 10px\">&nbsp;<\/th>\n<th style=\"color: #000000;font-weight: 500;text-align: left;font-size: 15px;padding: 10px\">XS<\/th>\n<th style=\"color: #000000;font-weight: 500;text-align: left;font-size: 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This lightweight jersey tee features a clever, circuit-style brain graphic split into left (teal) and right (rust) hemispheres with the tongue-in-cheek tagline &ldquo;Left Nothing Right \/ Right Nothing Left.&rdquo; It reads like a quiet manifesto for people who live in logic and imagination at once &mdash; coders, designers, engineers, and science lovers who appreciate clever visual puns. The soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton drapes easily under a jacket or stands on its own for casual weekends. Thoughtful construction &mdash; side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label &mdash; keeps the fit neat and comfortable through many washes. 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