A quiet corner of
the internet for
Martume people.
The Cozy Woods Club is where our wearers hang out — share the selfie you took in your new tee, hear about new drops before anyone else, and pick up a few perks along the way.
Four stops, no map needed.
Joining doesn't take a form-filling marathon. Here's the whole path, start to finish.
Join with your email
Takes about ten seconds. You'll get a welcome note with your first-order discount code.
no card, no catchWear it out, snap a photo
On a hike, at your desk, wherever your tee actually lives. That's the photo we want.
no posing requiredGet spotted on the wall
Upload it below or tag #CozyWoodsClub — we pin our favorites to the wall every week.
yes, we notice good lightingUnlock member perks
Early access to new tees, member-only offers, and a small birthday gift from us.
the whole point, reallyThe wall is yours.
Every photo here is someone who bought the tee and actually wore it. Add yours — we'll feature our favorites.
Add your selfie
Drop a photo here, or choose one below. We review each one before it joins the wall.


New tees, first look.
Members see these shirts before they appear in the main shop.

Climbed a Mountain Still Need a Break Bear Adventure T-Shirt | Funny Hiking Tee

Relaxing Beaver Tee – Funny Outdoorsy Camping Graphic T-Shirt

Bear Hiking T-Shirt – Climbed a Mountain, Still Need a Break Outdoor Tee

Aggressively Doing Nothing Funny Beaver T-Shirt | Lazy Beaver Humor Graphic Tee

Pure Horizons Mountain Adventure T-Shirt | Minimalist Nature & Hiking Artwear

Mountain Lake Landscape T-Shirt | Minimalist Nature Graphic Tee | Scenic Outdoor Art Shirt

Back to the Woods Bear Graphic T‑Shirt | Cozy Forest Adventure Tee

Nature Blessed Me With Bad Decisions – Gorilla Graphic T‑Shirt | Funny Wildlife Tee

Abstract Brain Activity Line Art T-Shirt

Steel Soul Soft Skin T-Shirt

red mane Tee

Modern Cubist Horse T-Shirt – Colorful Geometric Equestrian Art Tee

No Logo Minimalist Graphic T-Shirt

Abstract Wave Grid T-Shirt — Geometric Optical Illusion Tee

Mustang Horse Graphic T-Shirt — Vertical 'MUSTANG' Design

Golden Horse T-Shirt – Fiery Equestrian Fantasy Design

Sunrise Gallop Horse Tee — Geometric Stallion Art

Be a Pineapple Inspirational T-Shirt – Stand Tall, Wear a Crown

To Bee or Not to Bee - Funny Bee Pun T‑Shirt for Beekeepers & Nature Lovers

Beavercut Hogtrim CWC Barbershop T‑Shirt – Funny Forest Barber Duo Graphic Tee

Adorable Bear & Squirrel Love Graphic T‑Shirt – Cute Forest Friends Tee

Marathon Mindset - Premium Runners Tee

Runner’s High T-Shirt – Running & Fitness Tee

Finish Line Euphoria T-Shirt – Motivational Running and Fitness Tee
i Press the arrow to see more Cozy Woods Club shirts, shown in random order.
You have seen every Cozy Woods Club shirt for now. New drops land soon!
Members get 15% off, always.
Plus early access to every new collection and a birthday gift, on the house.
Cozy Woods Club
Get your membership card.
Pop your name and email in, and you're in the club — discount code included in the welcome email.
A quiet corner for the people who wear Martume out in the world. Run alongside the main shop at martume.com.
