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for everyone who's ever worn our woods

A quiet corner of
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Martume people.

The Cozy Woods Club is where our wearers hang out — share the selfie you took in your new tee, hear about new drops before anyone else, and pick up a few perks along the way.

Free to join. No spam, just woods.
Cozy Woods Club – est. in the woods COZY WOODS CLUB est. in the woods
Always freeNo membership fee, ever
Real wearers onlyEvery photo is from an actual customer
New surprises monthlyDrops, offers, and the odd freebie

Four stops, no map needed.

Joining doesn't take a form-filling marathon. Here's the whole path, start to finish.

Join with your email

Takes about ten seconds. You'll get a welcome note with your first-order discount code.

no card, no catch

Wear it out, snap a photo

On a hike, at your desk, wherever your tee actually lives. That's the photo we want.

no posing required

Get spotted on the wall

Upload it below or tag #CozyWoodsClub — we pin our favorites to the wall every week.

yes, we notice good lighting

Unlock member perks

Early access to new tees, member-only offers, and a small birthday gift from us.

the whole point, really

The wall is yours.

Every photo here is someone who bought the tee and actually wore it. Add yours — we'll feature our favorites.

Add your selfie

Drop a photo here, or choose one below. We review each one before it joins the wall.

Prefer Instagram? Tag us instead. #CozyWoodsClub
Fresh off the press

New tees, first look.

Members see these shirts before they appear in the main shop.

NewClimbed a Mountain Still Need a Break Bear Adventure T-Shirt | Funny Hiking Tee

Climbed a Mountain Still Need a Break Bear Adventure T-Shirt | Funny Hiking Tee

26,00 € – 32,00 €View product
NewRelaxing Beaver Tee – Funny Outdoorsy Camping Graphic T-Shirt

Relaxing Beaver Tee – Funny Outdoorsy Camping Graphic T-Shirt

26,00 € – 32,00 €View product
NewBear Hiking T-Shirt – Climbed a Mountain, Still Need a Break Outdoor Tee

Bear Hiking T-Shirt – Climbed a Mountain, Still Need a Break Outdoor Tee

26,00 € – 32,00 €View product
NewAggressively Doing Nothing Funny Beaver T-Shirt | Lazy Beaver Humor Graphic Tee

Aggressively Doing Nothing Funny Beaver T-Shirt | Lazy Beaver Humor Graphic Tee

26,00 € – 32,00 €View product
NewPure Horizons Mountain Adventure T-Shirt | Minimalist Nature & Hiking Artwear

Pure Horizons Mountain Adventure T-Shirt | Minimalist Nature & Hiking Artwear

26,00 € – 34,00 €View product
NewMountain Lake Landscape T-Shirt | Minimalist Nature Graphic Tee | Scenic Outdoor Art Shirt

Mountain Lake Landscape T-Shirt | Minimalist Nature Graphic Tee | Scenic Outdoor Art Shirt

26,00 € – 32,00 €View product
NewBack to the Woods Bear Graphic T‑Shirt | Cozy Forest Adventure Tee

Back to the Woods Bear Graphic T‑Shirt | Cozy Forest Adventure Tee

26,00 € – 32,00 €View product
NewNature Blessed Me With Bad Decisions – Gorilla Graphic T‑Shirt | Funny Wildlife Tee

Nature Blessed Me With Bad Decisions – Gorilla Graphic T‑Shirt | Funny Wildlife Tee

26,00 € – 32,00 €View product
NewAbstract Brain Activity Line Art T-Shirt

Abstract Brain Activity Line Art T-Shirt

27,00 €View product
NewSteel Soul Soft Skin T-Shirt

Steel Soul Soft Skin T-Shirt

27,00 €View product
Newred mane Tee

red mane Tee

27,00 €View product
NewModern Cubist Horse T-Shirt – Colorful Geometric Equestrian Art Tee

Modern Cubist Horse T-Shirt – Colorful Geometric Equestrian Art Tee

27,00 €View product
NewNo Logo Minimalist Graphic T-Shirt

No Logo Minimalist Graphic T-Shirt

27,00 €View product
NewAbstract Wave Grid T-Shirt — Geometric Optical Illusion Tee

Abstract Wave Grid T-Shirt — Geometric Optical Illusion Tee

27,00 €View product
NewMustang Horse Graphic T-Shirt — Vertical 'MUSTANG' Design

Mustang Horse Graphic T-Shirt — Vertical 'MUSTANG' Design

27,00 €View product
NewGolden Horse T-Shirt – Fiery Equestrian Fantasy Design

Golden Horse T-Shirt – Fiery Equestrian Fantasy Design

27,00 €View product
NewSunrise Gallop Horse Tee — Geometric Stallion Art

Sunrise Gallop Horse Tee — Geometric Stallion Art

27,00 €View product
NewBe a Pineapple Inspirational T-Shirt – Stand Tall, Wear a Crown

Be a Pineapple Inspirational T-Shirt – Stand Tall, Wear a Crown

27,00 €View product
NewTo Bee or Not to Bee - Funny Bee Pun T‑Shirt for Beekeepers & Nature Lovers

To Bee or Not to Bee - Funny Bee Pun T‑Shirt for Beekeepers & Nature Lovers

27,00 €View product
NewBeavercut Hogtrim CWC Barbershop T‑Shirt – Funny Forest Barber Duo Graphic Tee

Beavercut Hogtrim CWC Barbershop T‑Shirt – Funny Forest Barber Duo Graphic Tee

26,00 € – 32,00 €View product
NewAdorable Bear & Squirrel Love Graphic T‑Shirt – Cute Forest Friends Tee

Adorable Bear & Squirrel Love Graphic T‑Shirt – Cute Forest Friends Tee

26,00 € – 32,00 €View product
NewMarathon Mindset - Premium Runners Tee

Marathon Mindset - Premium Runners Tee

27,00 €View product
NewRunner’s High T-Shirt – Running & Fitness Tee

Runner’s High T-Shirt – Running & Fitness Tee

27,00 €View product
NewFinish Line Euphoria T-Shirt – Motivational Running and Fitness Tee

Finish Line Euphoria T-Shirt – Motivational Running and Fitness Tee

27,00 €View product

Members get 15% off, always.

Plus early access to every new collection and a birthday gift, on the house.

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